Tired of feeling like your kids are running the house
(and you're just the exhausted referee)?
You've yelled. You've bribed. You've tried "being calm." You've even Googled "Am I a bad parent?" at 2 a.m.
Listen—you're not broken. And neither is your child. You just need a better way.
Tired of feeling like your kids are running the house
(and you're just the exhausted referee)?
You've yelled. You've bribed. You've tried "being calm." You've even Googled "Am I a bad parent?" at 2 a.m.
Listen—you're not broken. And neither is your child. You just need a better way.
Here’s what’s waiting for you inside The Hive:
✨ 3 Weekly Live Coaching Calls
Real-time help for your toughest parenting moments, tailored to your kid.
🎧 Private Member Podcast
Listen to every call replay anywhere, anytime.
📚 On-Demand Trainings
Bite-sized answers for screen-time wars, sibling chaos, and bedtime standoffs.
👯♀️ Supportive Community
Parents who “get it” and cheer you on without judgment.
💬 In-the-Moment Tools & Phrases
Exact words to use when you’re two seconds from losing it.
You’ll parent with calm confidence — even when your strong-willed kid is pushing every button you have.
If any of this sounds familiar, you're in the right place...
You ask your child to put on their shoes... five times... and end up yelling like it's an Olympic sport.
Your teen's favorite language? Eye rolls and door slams.
Mornings feel like hostage negotiations.
You swore you wouldn't parent like your mom... and yet, there it is—her voice coming out of your mouth.
You're googling "boarding schools for 6-year-olds" at midnight (yes, really).
You feel like everyone else has it figured out while you're barely surviving bedtime.
💛 Here's the truth:
I've been there. I used to lose it on my son, hide in the bathroom, and cry because I hated the parent I'd become. I could see the fear in his eyes after I'd yelled, and I knew something had to change.
But there's a way out—and it starts here.
You've read the parenting books. You've tried the Instagram tips. You've even attempted that "gentle parenting" thing—and somehow you're STILL yelling more than you want to.
Here's what's been missing:
Real-world tools that work at Target during meltdowns, not just in perfect Pinterest moments
An expert coach who's actually been where you are (and won't judge you for losing it in the cereal aisle)
Parents who truly get it and won't tell you to "just be more patient"
Parents who truly get it and won't tell you to "just be more patient"
Support during the actual messy moments—not another PDF collecting digital dust
A way to repair the relationship after you've had a bad parenting day (because we all have them)
Without these pieces, you'll keep cycling through the same patterns: Lose your cool → Feel guilty → Promise to do better → Repeat tomorrow.
The cost? Your relationship with your child. Your confidence as a parent. Your peace of mind.
But it doesn't have to stay this way.
Introducing The Hive:
Your Parenting Lifeline
This isn't another Facebook group where you get a thousand conflicting opinions from strangers.
The Hive is live coaching, practical tools, and a judgment-free community for parents who are tired of the yelling, the guilt, and the power struggles—and ready for something that actually works.
Think of it as having a parenting expert in your back pocket, a supportive community in your corner, and proven strategies for every situation your kids can throw at you.
The Hive works because it's built on 3 pillars parents can actually use:
1
Peaceful Leadership
Become the calm, confident leader your kids actually listen to—without becoming a pushover or a dictator.
2
Connection Before Correction
Stop power struggles before they start by addressing the real need behind the behavior (spoiler: it's rarely about the shoes).
3
Repair Without Shame
You don't have to be perfect. You just have to know how to bounce back fast and rebuild trust after tough moments.
👉 Each pillar is backed by live coaching, practical scripts, and real-time support for every meltdown, bedtime battle, or slammed door.
Here's What You Get Inside The Hive (For Less Than Takeout)
💡 What You Get in The Hive:
✨ 3 Weekly Live Coaching Calls
Bring your mess. Your hard moments. Your “oh-no-it’s-happening-again” situations. I’ll coach you through real-time challenges with zero judgment and clear, doable solutions — tailored to your real kid.
Why it matters: You’re never more than a few days away from help. You leave knowing exactly what to say and do, instead of stewing in guilt or Googling at 11 PM.
🎧 Private Member Podcast
Every replay is uploaded so you can listen while doing dishes, walking the dog, or hiding from your kids in the bathroom. (No shame — we’ve all done it.) Learn on your schedule, in your earbuds, without needing to sit at a desk or “find quiet” first.
Why it matters: You can keep learning and improving while living your life — no extra time required.
📚 On-Demand Trainings
Bite-sized, search-and-go tools for screen-time wars, bedtime standoffs, explosive outbursts, sibling chaos — you name it, it’s in here. When things blow up, you don’t have to guess. You just click, watch, and have a plan before the next round starts.
Why it matters: You get instant answers in the heat of the moment so problems don’t spiral into full-blown meltdowns.
👯♀️ Supportive Community
Parents who actually get it — no performative “Pinterest parenting” vibes here. Just real people raising real kids, swapping war stories, and cheering each other on through every win (and every “I lost it” moment).
Why it matters: You feel seen, understood, and supported by people who know exactly what it’s like in your house — without judgment.
💬 In-the-Moment Tools & Phrases
When your kid screams, “You’re the worst parent ever!” … when bedtime turns into a hostage negotiation … when you’re two seconds from losing it — you’ll have words that work and the calm to deliver them.
Why it matters: You respond with calm authority instead of matching your child’s chaos — even when the sass or defiance is off the charts.
💡 Total Value:
$800+ per month of coaching, tools, and support.
Your Investment:
$57/month
about the cost of one family pizza night.
Peace, confidence, and a calmer home?
Priceless.
But Will It Really Work for Us?
"My kid is different. They're more challenging than other kids."
I hear this from 90% of parents who join The Hive. Here's what I tell them: Every kid is challenging in their own way. The parents who see the biggest changes are often the ones with the "hardest" kids because they're the most motivated to stick with it.
"I don't have time for another program."
The Hive is designed for busy parents. Live calls are recorded. The podcast plays while you're doing dishes. Scripts are in your phone for immediate use. Most parents say The Hive actually SAVES them time because they're not constantly battling their kids.
"I've tried everything already."
But have you tried it with live coaching support? With a community cheering you on? With someone to troubleshoot when it's not working? That's what makes The Hive different—you're not doing this alone.
"What if I'm just a bad parent?"
Stop. You're here because you CARE. Bad parents don't lose sleep worrying about their parenting. You're a good parent who's stuck in patterns that aren't working. And that can change.
Let me show you how The Hive handles real-life parenting chaos:
The Morning Meltdown Your kid ignores you. You yell. Everyone's late.
In The Hive: You learn the exact script to get compliance without losing it.
The Morning Meltdown Your kid ignores you. You yell. Everyone's late.
In The Hive: You learn the exact script to get compliance without losing it.
The Teen Standoff Your teen lies, slams the door, and gives you the silent treatment. In
The Hive: You learn how to repair without shame—and rebuild trust.
The 2 A.M. Regret Spiral You yelled. You feel awful. You promise to do better tomorrow.
In The Hive: You learn how to fix it fast... and stop the guilt cycle for good.
Real Transformations from Real Parents:
"I went from yelling 15+ times a day to maybe twice a week. My 8-year-old actually said 'Mom, you're so much calmer now.' Lisa's coaching gave me tools that actually work in real life, not just in theory."
Sarah M., Mom of 3
"I was skeptical about joining anything 'parenting related' but my wife convinced me. Best decision ever. I finally feel like I know what I'm doing. The morning routine went from chaos to actually pleasant. My twins listen the first time now."
Marcus D., Dad of Twins
"My teenager and I were barely speaking. Now we have actual conversations. The repair scripts Lisa teaches are magic. I wish I'd found The Hive years ago—it would have saved us both so much pain."
Jennifer K., Single Mom
"We were ready to send our 12-year-old to military school. Seriously. Now he's helpful, respectful, and we actually enjoy being around him. The Hive saved our family."
David & Michelle T., Parents of 4
"Everyone said my son was 'just difficult' and I needed to be stricter. Lisa helped me see what he actually needed. He's the same energetic kid, but now we work together instead of against each other. I haven't yelled in 6 months."
Lisa R., Mom of ADHD Son
The Numbers Don't Lie:
94% of parents report less yelling within 30 days
87% say their kids listen the first time more often
91% feel more confident in their parenting decisions
89% report a stronger relationship with their child
The Hive isn't for everyone. It's NOT for you if:
You think your child just needs to be "fixed" and you don't need to change anything
You're looking for a magic pill that works overnight with zero effort
You want someone to tell you that harsh punishment is the answer
You're not willing to do the work to change patterns that took years to build
The Hive IS for you if:
You're ready to be the change you want to see in your home
You want practical tools, not just theory
You believe your relationship with your child matters more than being "right"
You're willing to show up for yourself and your family
For Less Than Your Weekly Coffee Budget...
Transform your entire family dynamic.
Investment: $57/month
Cancel anytime. No contracts. No risk. Just results.
That's $1.90 per day to:
Stop the yelling cycle
Actually enjoy your kids again
Feel confident in your parenting decisions
Sleep better knowing you're building the relationship you want
Compare that to:
Family therapy: $150-300 per session
Individual parenting coach: $200+ per hour
That takeout you ordered because you were too stressed to cook: $45
The guilt and regret of continuing the same patterns: Priceless
If you're still reading this, I'm guessing you're exhausted.
You've tried yelling. You've tried "being calm." You've even tried that deep-breathing thing you saw on Instagram... and five minutes later, your kid was still screaming, and you were googling "boarding schools that take 6-year-olds."
Listen—this is not about you being a bad parent.
You're a good parent who's stuck in a cycle that isn't working. And I know, because I was you.
I used to yell so much I could see the fear in my son's eyes. I'd hide in the bathroom and cry because I hated the parent I'd become. I felt like everyone else had it figured out while I was barely surviving bedtime.
That was the moment I knew something had to change—and it did. Not overnight. Not perfectly. But I found a better way.
And now? I get to help parents like you do the same thing inside The Hive.
Here's what I want you to know:
💛 You don't need to be perfect.
💛 You don't need to "fix" your kid.
💛 You just need the tools, the support, and someone who gets it to walk with you.
The parents who transform their homes aren't special. They're not more patient or naturally gifted. They just had the right support and proven strategies.
You can be next.
Your kids are watching. They're learning how to handle stress, how to communicate, how to repair relationships by watching YOU.
What do you want them to learn?
Take a breath. This is your moment to change the story in your home—for you, for your child, and for the relationship you both deserve.
Come join us in The Hive. You won't be alone for another second.
